VideoHelper

Somehow in business since 1995, VideoHelper creates production music designed to be cut down, opened up, snipped, dipped and synced.

Our Edited is Made to be Music.

VideoHelper creates production music that doesn’t just endlessly loop loop loop loop loop.

We Repeat: Our Music Doesn't.

Since 1995 VideoHelper has been creating production music that is designed to inspire visuals, not be boring background music.

Music for the Visually Impaired.

Known for taking creative chances, VideoHelper creates production music that is timely and surprising. And if it isn’t your birthday, you’re our second favorite client.

Happy Birthday to You, Our Favorite Client.

Unless you’re thinking of killing someone. I mean, sure, we’ve got music for that, but we hereby indemnify ourselves for any illegal stuff you might do.

Production Music Guaranteed to Inspire.

Since 1995 VideoHelper has been creating memorable production music with a seriously forgettable company name.

Dumb Name For A Company, We Know.

Since 1995 VideoHelper has been creating libraries of audio and sound design that leaves a mark.

Production Music That Slaps.

Because if you did, we’d probably be sued for copyright infringement. We’re just lucky our award-winning music also sounds pretty amazing.

Production Music You Won't Find Anywhere Else.

Then friend, you are in the wrong place. Since 1995, we’ve been creating production music that is designed to grab attention, provide creative inspiration and might possibly kill you.

Looking For Boring Sonic Wallpaper?

On eBay. Apparently some people get famous and live outside their means. We also happen to write some pretty amazing production music.

VideoHelper, Winner of Four Academy Awards.

…is definitely not here. But that’s kind of creepy. We write production music that pushes the limits of creativity and usefulness. And if you’re dressing Sprinkles in a tuxedo, he will kill you in your sleep.

Home of the Finest Clothing for Cats.

If your name is actually Elizabreth, holy crap, we’re surprised this worked and we’re sorry your parents can’t proofread. Non-Elizabreths, prepare yourself for some kick-ass production music.

Elizabreth, Is That You?

Because like a hammer, our creative and ear-catching production music can be used gently or aggressively - but is still a bad idea to serve jello with.

Music is a Tool. Think of Us as a Hammer.

Since 1995, VideoHelper has been creating music for people who hate production music and proudly has not killed anyone as far as we’re aware.

Six People are Killed by Bears Every Year.

Since 1995, VideoHelper creates creative, genre-defying music for people who hate production music. And clean furniture.

Music That Challenges Convention. And Bladder Control.

Since 1995, VideoHelper has curated a selective, distinctly-intense library of music for people who hate production music.

Think Of Us As Your Favorite Microbrew. Except For Music.

Maybe it’s time to find music that lets that metaphorical child run free, especially before the Metaphorical Office of Child Welfare presses charges.

Music For Your Inner Problem Child.

For producers without Strep infections, there’s been no more important advances in science than our production music library, a sonic tool created by producers for producers.

VideoHelper: The Most Important Discovery Since Penicillin.

For those of you who don’t use the 24-hour clock, that’s like 40 minutes past 6.

Creating Production Music Since 1840.

Especially if you expect your production music library to be polite, behave and not soil your carpet.

Music That Will Challenge Your Expectations.

We really have no idea what this condition entails, but our production music has been a creative alternative to the well-behaved, mass-produced libraries out there.

The Musical Equivalent of Oppositional-Defiant Disorder.

Since 1995, VideoHelper has created music for people who hate production music. No fillers. No preservatives. And no understanding what “dolphin-free” has to do with music.

Sonic Possibilities. Now 98% Dolphin-Free!

Somehow in business since 1995, VideoHelper creates music for people who hate production music.

Voted "The Best Music Library" In A Poll We Just Made Up.

Music Loved By Producers And Editors. Not So Many Amish.

Because let’s face it: your doctor is probably lonely. Since 1995, VideoHelper creates music for people who hate production music, no prescription needed.

Is VideoHelper Right For You? Ask Your Doctor.

Don’t just take our word for it: ask any member of your family if they’ve heard of our anonymous, yet genre-defying production music.

The Best Least-Known Music Library On The Internet.

A very, very expensive cup of coffee. Somehow in business since 1995, VideoHelper creates caffeinated (and decaf) music for people who hate production music.

Incredible Music: Now Only For The Price Of A Cup Of Coffee.

We don’t know what this means, but since 1995, VideoHelper has built a reputation for creating music for people who hate production music and also irrationally liking Beyonce.

Think Of Us As The Beyonce Of Production Music.

Since 1995, VideoHelper has been creating production music for people who hate production music. Nobody have better music than us.

Great Music But Crappy Verb/Noun Agreement.

Since 1995, VideoHelper has been over-aggressively creating production music for people who hate production music. Leaving a trail of confusing metaphorical bodies behind.

We Challenge Your Music To A Fight To The Death.

We’ve dedicated ourselves to finely honing an assemblage of mellifluous and sonorous musical denouements that even far exceed the splendor of our advertising copy. In short: we make good music.

Fastidiously Composed. Exquisitely Curated. Snobbily Described.

Fear of failure. We all have it, unless you’re psychotic. Our music is designed to help you overcome your own fear of failure, or in this case, misspelling complicated psychological disorders.

Music For Your Inner Kakorrhaphiophobic.

Wrong website. The VideoHelper library is a boutique collection of off-the-wall creative but useful music that leaves the boring stuff to other, bigger companies.

Looking For Polkas, Esoteric National Anthems Or Latvian Folk Music?

Since 1995, VideoHelper has been creating production music for people who hate production music with fewer than 6 music-related deaths in our company’s history.

VideoHelper: Recipient Of The J.D. Power Award For Safety.

Since 1995, VideoHelper has been creating production music for people who hate production music and who are impressed with esoteric vocabulary.

A Paradigm Shift In Production Music. Plus: We Can Spell Paradigm.

Since 1995 we’ve helped redefine production music, helped our clients create award-winning spots and in our spare time, cured cancer and solved cold fusion. You’re welcome.

Music With Confidence. Maybe A Little Overconfidence.

Since 1995, VideoHelper has been designing production music that not only shatters expectations but frustrates and disappoints many with 4 AM drunken texts.

A Music Library With No Creative Boundaries. Or Social Ones.

VideoHelper’s oddly creative take on production music and narrative sound design has created a cult-like following, while others are still annoyed that we set fire to their houses.

Some People Love Us. Some People Hate Us.

While the big companies mass-produce, our small-batch, boutique library is designed to address music needs that other libraries can’t – or won’t – write.

Think Of Us As The Grout Of Production Music.

Which only mildly worries us that we just have seven clients.

Creating Creative, Innovative Production Music For More Than 25 Years.

Our music is like a head-on collision of inspiration that probably will result in better spots, more awards, greater accolades and worse metaphorical insurance rates.

Creativity-Driven Music Meets Alcohol-Driven Determination.

VideoHelper Production Music is designed to be attention-grabbing, stimulating and genre-defying, which might be the worst kind of music to listen to while getting your teeth drilled.

Music Designed For Editors And Producers. Dentists, Not So Much.

For 25+ years, VideoHelper has been breaking the mold, knocking ‘em dead, tearing down walls and generally behaving like a bull in the production music china shop business. We’ll see you in hell.

Proudly Abusing Cliches Since 1995.

Since 1995, VideoHelper has been creating production music designed to inspire visuals and capture imaginations but is never going to be able to fold a fitted sheet.

VideoHelper: Loser of Good Housekeeping’s Seal of Approval.

Or is that figuratively? Crap. Okay, maybe not invented, but we definitely transformed production music from what was once sleepy and monotonous into a mind-blowing explosion of excitement. Maybe even literally.

We literally invented production music.

Everyone claims they “think outside the box.” But we’re not in a box. We have offices and studios, which are boxes, I guess. Maybe we just need help understanding what a metaphor is.

Finally! A music library that doesn’t think outside the box.

You learn something new every day. And maybe it’s about time you discovered what makes our library smarter, more exciting and how it’s designed to make producers' lives easier. #NoBS

Some call it a hashtag, but the real word for “#” is an octothorpe.

By readers of “High Times” magazine, who, to be fair, probably confused us with VireoHemp, a cannabis company in Chicago. Result: we were raided by police. 2022 kind of sucked.

Winner of “The fastest growing company of 2022”

What’s the secret of staying in business so long? No clue. But we DO know we write music that sounds like nothing else. Best to keep using us or we’ll have to return to donating plasma.

VideoHelper. Going out of business since 1995.

Not only because we’re a huge fan of our genre-defying, producer-friendly and remarkably-useful music, but also because we get the day off.

VideoHelper. Proud sponsor of “National VideoHelper Day.”

Into “proiduction music,” due to a typo and repeated proofreading failures. Making us proud (and legally allowed) to claim we’re the best Proiduction Music in the world.

Welcome to the company that changed production music.

Nor do they have regular access to production music. But unlike our frolicking friends, you’ve now found some of the best production music ever made. We can’t speak to the status of your gallbladder.

Deer have no gallbladders.

Since 1995, we’ve been creating production music that is designed to grab attention, provide creative inspiration and make you worried about our mental health. Mittens For President!

Music that will change your mind about kitten voting rights. Forever.

Romantically, at least. Once you’ve experienced the emotional roller coaster that is our attention-grabbing and creatively-inspiring music, hopefully you’ll forget that it’s a selfish lover.

Welcome to the last music library you’ll ever need.

Here’s where I write something like “VideoHelper creates production music that is designed to grab attention, creatively inspire and criminally subjugate its marketing department.”

I have to write 600 of these damn headlines. Please kill me.

Please be aware that although our music has been called “creatively-inspiring, visually-compelling and genre-defining,” we can no longer call it [REDACTED] or [REDACTED].

We’re [redacted] to report that [redacted] is illegal. We’re sorry.

Whilst we were peckish for something better than the pear-shaped naff we were hearing, we experienced a proper knock-up to get stroppy and beget a collection of right bangers.

Finally! A library confident enough to use “whilst” non-ironically.

We’re a headache of musicians that have dedicated ourselves to creating ear-catching and creatively-inspiring music different from all that howling. Hmm. That’s one dead metaphor.

Making music is easy. Even a group of coyotes is called a “band.”

We’re outside expectations, dodging perceptions and avoiding the cliches. But primarily we’re outside because we didn’t pay rent for seven months. Crap. It’s raining.

VideoHelper: The production music industry outsider.

Our music is like our marketing: sneaky, forward-thinking and different. And we’ve learned two things. One, creativity is the only way to stand out in an AI-driven, boring world of Insta-crap. And two: one misspelling can kill an entire department.